“Dark Roasted Blend”:http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/ put together a nice list of “rules about men”:http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2007/05/men-rules-humor.html for women. These are my favorite:
# Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
# Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
# Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
# If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the “other one ”
# If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
“Link”:http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2007/05/men-rules-humor.html